Hackin' Emails Ain't Easy

Jill: Hey sis!
Sis: Jill! Hey, what's up?
Jill: Hey sis, you're a good hacker, right?
Sis: Err... `Guess so, what's up?
Jill: I'm suspecting Freddie, my BF that he's a player.
Sis: Uh-huh, and?
Jill: I need you to hack his email. Can you do that?
Sis: Can I? D-uh! It's easier than hackin' bank's account!
Jill: Okay then, I'll leave it to you.
Sis: `Kay then. Come ova' to me house `n I'll show ya!
Jill: Sure! How does 3 `o clock sounds?
Sis: Like heaven to me!
Sis: O_o
Jill: Oh f***! Oh no no sh** no heck!
Sis: OMG!
Jill: No, sis!
Sis: Oh Jill, that's it! I'll expose!
Jill: (faints)

Chatting

Lil' sis: Hey sis.
Sis: Keep the distant lil' sis.
Lil' sis: But sis!
Sis: I've warned you! Now pose topless.
Lil' sis: What!?
Sis: I've found Brandon's email.
Lil' sis: Huh?
Sis: He'll give me 1000$ for your topless pic.
Lil' sis: Where'll he put it?
Sis: In a frame on his bedroom wall.
Lil' sis: What if he deson't?
Sis: He signed the contract, if he deson't a 200000$ will come in hand.
Lil' sis: He's rich?
Sis: Ain't he your crush?
Lil' sis: He is a jet-setting playboy, he goes to the Night Club for women every night.
Sis: Cool, cause my friend porn star Yuki met him.
Lil' sis: What'd she do?
Sis: She'd marry him, and they did. So he wants your topless pose to remember you by.
Lil' sis: `Kay.
Sis: `Kay Lil' sis. Now Brandon will be your master, slave! He has you topless pose.
Lil' sis: (faints)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY