Hackin' Emails Ain't Easy

Jill: Hey sis!
Sis: Jill! Hey, what's up?
Jill: Hey sis, you're a good hacker, right?
Sis: Err... `Guess so, what's up?
Jill: I'm suspecting Freddie, my BF that he's a player.
Sis: Uh-huh, and?
Jill: I need you to hack his email. Can you do that?
Sis: Can I? D-uh! It's easier than hackin' bank's account!
Jill: Okay then, I'll leave it to you.
Sis: `Kay then. Come ova' to me house `n I'll show ya!
Jill: Sure! How does 3 `o clock sounds?
Sis: Like heaven to me!
Sis: O_o
Jill: Oh f***! Oh no no sh** no heck!
Sis: OMG!
Jill: No, sis!
Sis: Oh Jill, that's it! I'll expose!
Jill: (faints)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY