December 2010
10 posts
A WTF Chat ep. 1
Danni: Hello and welcome to the 'A WTF Chat' show!
Una: We're the hosts, that's Danni `n I'm Una.
Danni: That's right! She from Henriata and I'm from Brittish!
Una: That's right, ol' pal!
Danni: Now, today, the victims are...
Una: ...Flora `n Lora! Flora I talk, you talk Lora!
Danni: Deal done! Okay, hello, Lora!
Una: Howdy, Flora!
(They chat for a while)
Flora: Thanks and bye!
Lora: Buh-bye!
Danni: Lora's dating Loren.
Una: 'N' Flora's datin' Karl.
Flora & Una: WTF!? You said you'd keep secrets!
(`Tis the WTF chat : ) )
“Every girl in the world will be after my brother!”
– Elsee the demon, from The World Only God Knows
“You hate me? Well, cry yourself a river, build a bridge, and jump off it. I...”
Speak Now - Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift - Speak Now
I am not the kind of girl Who should be rudely barding in on a white veil occasion But you are not the kind of boy Who should be marrying the wrong girl I sneak in and see your friends And her snotty little family all dressed in pastel And she is yelling at a bridesmaid Somewhere back inside a room Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry This is surely not what you thought...
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Wei Jia Always Deson't Wear Clothes
That’s my sis, or rather I’d not call. She hates wearin’ clothes. She’s always runnin’ `round the house naked. Can’t post a pic, mum n dad will kill me. So, I tell da truth. She is naked right this minute, on the stairs. ;) Reblog `tis please!
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Hackin' Emails Ain't Easy
Jill: Hey sis!
Sis: Jill! Hey, what's up?
Jill: Hey sis, you're a good hacker, right?
Sis: Err... `Guess so, what's up?
Jill: I'm suspecting Freddie, my BF that he's a player.
Sis: Uh-huh, and?
Jill: I need you to hack his email. Can you do that?
Sis: Can I? D-uh! It's easier than hackin' bank's account!
Jill: Okay then, I'll leave it to you.
Sis: `Kay then. Come ova' to me house `n I'll show ya!
Jill: Sure! How does 3 `o clock sounds?
Sis: Like heaven to me!
(Jill and Sis at the house)
(Sis is done hackin')
Sis: O_o
Jill: Oh f***! Oh no no sh** no heck!
Sis: OMG!
(Sis finds pics of Jill modeling for a rival mag company)
Jill: No, sis!
Sis: Oh Jill, that's it! I'll expose!
Jill: (faints)
Claire's Blog →
My friend Claire from 5M that’s going 6M next month’s blog. There is where I got my blog background from.
My Half-Best Day
Going to the beach in Singapore on Sunday!!! Horay! I will do my essays, just 12, no big deal (not!)! I’ve done my Caligraphy and Maths. And I still haven’t done my 月象 and December is almost over! I can’t find my pencil case! Eesh! Mum lost it! She took my Violin Case and sis’s bag, also my pencil case. I took my bottle and book while sis took hers. Probably in dad’s...
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Chatting
Lil' sis: Hey sis.
Sis: Keep the distant lil' sis.
Lil' sis: But sis!
Sis: I've warned you! Now pose topless.
Lil' sis: What!?
Sis: I've found Brandon's email.
Lil' sis: Huh?
Sis: He'll give me 1000$ for your topless pic.
Lil' sis: Where'll he put it?
Sis: In a frame on his bedroom wall.
Lil' sis: What if he deson't?
Sis: He signed the contract, if he deson't a 200000$ will come in hand.
Lil' sis: He's rich?
Sis: Ain't he your crush?
Lil' sis: He is a jet-setting playboy, he goes to the Night Club for women every night.
Sis: Cool, cause my friend porn star Yuki met him.
Lil' sis: What'd she do?
Sis: She'd marry him, and they did. So he wants your topless pose to remember you by.
Lil' sis: `Kay.
(Sis got Lil' sis's topless pose)
Sis: `Kay Lil' sis. Now Brandon will be your master, slave! He has you topless pose.
Lil' sis: (faints)