A WTF Chat ep. 1

Danni: Hello and welcome to the 'A WTF Chat' show!
Una: We're the hosts, that's Danni `n I'm Una.
Danni: That's right! She from Henriata and I'm from Brittish!
Una: That's right, ol' pal!
Danni: Now, today, the victims are...
Una: ...Flora `n Lora! Flora I talk, you talk Lora!
Danni: Deal done! Okay, hello, Lora!
Una: Howdy, Flora!
Flora: Thanks and bye!
Lora: Buh-bye!
Danni: Lora's dating Loren.
Una: 'N' Flora's datin' Karl.
Flora & Una: WTF!? You said you'd keep secrets!
(`Tis the WTF chat : ) )

Every girl in the world will be after my brother!

—Elsee the demon, from The World Only God Knows

You hate me? Well, cry yourself a river, build a bridge, and jump off it. I don’t give a damn to live my life to please you!

Speak Now - Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift - Speak Now

I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barding in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl

I sneak in and see your friends
And her snotty little family all dressed in pastel
And she is yelling at a bridesmaid
Somewhere back inside a room
Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry

This is surely not what you thought it would be
I lose myself in a daydream
Where I stand and say

Don’t say yes, run away now
I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door
Don’t wait, or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said speak now

Fond gestures are exchanged
And the organ starts to play
A song that sounds like a death march
And I am hiding in the curtains
It seems I was uninvited by your lovely bride to be

She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen
But I know you wish it was me,
You wish it was me
Don’t you?

Don’t say yes, run away now
I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door
Don’t wait, or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said speak now

Don’t say yes, run away now
I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door
Don’t wait, or say a single vow
Your time is running out
And they said speak now

Oooh, la la, oooh, oooh

I hear the preacher say speak now or forever hold your peace
There’s the silence, there’s my last chance
I stand up with shaky hands, all eyes on me
Horrified looks from everyone in the room
But I’m only looking at you

I’m not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl

So don’t say yes, run away now
I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door
Don’t wait, or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said speak now

And you’ll say let’s run away now
I’ll meet you when I’m out of my tux at the back door
Baby, I didn’t say my vows
So glad you were around
When they said speak now

(Source: speaknowlyricstaylorswift.blogspot.com)

Wei Jia Always Deson’t Wear Clothes

That’s my sis, or rather I’d not call. She hates wearin’ clothes. She’s always runnin’ `round the house naked. Can’t post a pic, mum n dad will kill me. So, I tell da truth. She is naked right this minute, on the stairs. ;) Reblog `tis please!

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Hackin' Emails Ain't Easy

Jill: Hey sis!
Sis: Jill! Hey, what's up?
Jill: Hey sis, you're a good hacker, right?
Sis: Err... `Guess so, what's up?
Jill: I'm suspecting Freddie, my BF that he's a player.
Sis: Uh-huh, and?
Jill: I need you to hack his email. Can you do that?
Sis: Can I? D-uh! It's easier than hackin' bank's account!
Jill: Okay then, I'll leave it to you.
Sis: `Kay then. Come ova' to me house `n I'll show ya!
Jill: Sure! How does 3 `o clock sounds?
Sis: Like heaven to me!
Sis: O_o
Jill: Oh f***! Oh no no sh** no heck!
Sis: OMG!
Jill: No, sis!
Sis: Oh Jill, that's it! I'll expose!
Jill: (faints)

Claire's Blog

My friend Claire from 5M that’s going 6M next month’s blog. There is where I got my blog background from.

My Half-Best Day

Going to the beach in Singapore on Sunday!!! Horay! I will do my essays, just 12, no big deal (not!)! I’ve done my Caligraphy and Maths. And I still haven’t done my 月象 and December is almost over! I can’t find my pencil case! Eesh! Mum lost it! She took my Violin Case and sis’s bag, also my pencil case. I took my bottle and book while sis took hers. Probably in dad’s car. Anyways wish me luck! I think today is my best  half-best day. Sis got involved in a gangster’s game, they poured ink all over the surat khabar. Then they used paintbrush to paint. Sis got scolded for their crimes. `Kay, post rest next time. Bye!

Chatting

Lil' sis: Hey sis.
Sis: Keep the distant lil' sis.
Lil' sis: But sis!
Sis: I've warned you! Now pose topless.
Lil' sis: What!?
Sis: I've found Brandon's email.
Lil' sis: Huh?
Sis: He'll give me 1000$ for your topless pic.
Lil' sis: Where'll he put it?
Sis: In a frame on his bedroom wall.
Lil' sis: What if he deson't?
Sis: He signed the contract, if he deson't a 200000$ will come in hand.
Lil' sis: He's rich?
Sis: Ain't he your crush?
Lil' sis: He is a jet-setting playboy, he goes to the Night Club for women every night.
Sis: Cool, cause my friend porn star Yuki met him.
Lil' sis: What'd she do?
Sis: She'd marry him, and they did. So he wants your topless pose to remember you by.
Lil' sis: `Kay.
Sis: `Kay Lil' sis. Now Brandon will be your master, slave! He has you topless pose.
Lil' sis: (faints)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY